Barbie the Barbarian

These always make me laugh. Most are by Mariel Clayton and are so extreme they are just ridiculous. You can find out more in these interviews with Clayton, with Kaltbult Magazine and Streetcouch.

On the other hand, Dina Goldstein’s Barbie-inspired pictures are kinda sad. Especially the one below. For the full story check out Goldstein’s In the Dollhouse collection here.

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Who Knows When We’ll Meet Again

Please Stay by Kylie Minogue is one of those songs that never fail to cheer me up and a lot of it has to do with its incredibly cheesy video featuring two dishy guys who look like all they wanna do is tear her satin mini-robe off her body and then fight to the death over which one of them gets to squeeze his muscles into it.

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Cut or uncut?

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It’s a personal preference, but I’m not a fan of uncut dicks. I don’t know if other women have a preference.

Some men seem to think circumcision involves removing part of the penis. O-Kayyy.

Unfortunately, I don’t think removing part of his dick will make any man less of a dickhead.

 

In the end

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Why are so many men interested in anal sex, with a woman?

‘Do you do anal?’ they ask, eagerly, hopefully.

‘Do you?’

‘No! I’m not gay!’ they answer, indignantly, invariably.

So, only gay men have anal sex. Only gay men enjoy anal sex. (This, by the way, isn’t even true. I know gay men who do not enjoy anal sex.)

In any case, if it were true, about having to be a gay man to like anal sex, then why do they believe that a woman would like it? Or does liking anal sex not come into it, if you’re a woman?After all, a woman might not even enjoy vaginal sex with a man. She might find her boy friend’s oral technique a bore, but still put up with it. She might agree to anal just to please a man. Right?

One man I had the usual anal conversation with said that he believed a woman’s G-spot is more easily stimulated through the rectum. He wasn’t interested about access to a man’s prostate gland.

Logic does not come into it.

Also, there’s porn. The women always look like they LOVE ANAL.

‘Go on, try it. Who knows, you might love it.’

‘OK, but only if you try it too. No, not with a man. With a dildo. Or a courgette.’

‘No! I’m not gay!’

These men are stupid. And cowards.

Tell me you’re willing to take in up the bum too, and I’ll return the favour. Otherwise, just shut up.

P.S. I know there are women who like having anal sex, but that’s a topic for another post.

I gotta get out of this place

I’m waiting to download the final episode of Girls’ fifth season so I can blog about Epis 8, 9 and 10 and get all my shallow observations off my chest.

Episode 9 took forever to download because torrent after torrent was a dud. I’m suffering from mild anxiety now because I’m wondering what I’m going to do after Episode 10?’ Will I have nothing to look forward to til next year? I do not want to watch Mindy Kaling.

I am thinking of reviewing Girls, from Season 1. How will it parallel my re-read of Barbara Pym’s novels? Already my Pontianak short story has a High Anglican flavour.